Check Your 420 Horoscope
Post by Erinn Holman on March 29, 2019Erinn Holman
April 20th is an infamous holiday that has rituals deeply rooted in smoking culture. Everyone has their preferred ways of celebrating, ranging from a cozy night in, to attending 420 friendly meetups around the globe. For those of you who don’t know how to celebrate the smokiest holiday of the year, we put together a list of horoscopes that tells you about your smoking habits, the best way for you to smoke, and which zodiac sign you’re most likely to find a compatible smoking buddy. Without further adieu, Puff Pack presents: The 420 Guide to Horoscopes.
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
Aries are the go-getters of the zodiac and rarely slow down to take breaks. They can have tempers and strong opinions, ready to fight over anything from human rights to what the best brand of coffee is. Wild and funny, they are quick to brighten anyone’s day with their eccentricity and conspiracy theories.
Aries, start your 420 holiday right with some hemp wraps. These wraps are not only a cleaner alternative for you to smoke than blunt wraps, but they’re also vegan. To pack easily, grab the grinder cone roller, a multi-use tool that allows you to grind your herb directly into your cone, and pack with handy poker. To take your smoking to the next level, attach one of our cone bubblers, saving you from burning your fingertips and delivering a smoother hit. Always keep your trusty clipper at your side for effortless lighting and packing on the go.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
The Taurus is one of the most level-headed signs. They enjoy spending time with their family and are reliable, but also like to argue if they feel threatened. Once they make up their mind, the stubborn Taurus will not budge. Not one to refrain from the finer things in life, they are often found enjoying a good meal, bingeing their favorite TV show, or lounging in bed.
Practical and unique, the Taurus would want a glass pipe to smoke out of that was both fun and functional. Try the salamander fox pipe, a unique creature that will spark up a conversation.
Smoking buddy: Capricorn. These are the other homebodies of the zodiac, so you can actually stay in without the annoying badgering from your extroverted friends to go out. Call up your Capricorn friend and find out what TV series they want to binge with you all day.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Geminis are hard to pin down to set characteristics because they are always changing depending on their mood or who they’re around. Overall, Geminis are skilled socializers, try to get the most out of life, and strive to be unique. They are skilled communicators, and always have an abundance of acquaintances to hang out with. (They might call themselves “friends” but Gemini thinks that label is a little generous).
This 4/20, Invite over a few friends and bust out a few cyclone transparent cones, full of flavor and effortless to pack. A funky clipper is the best addition to your already out of the box smoke sesh. Before you head out, grab a Palm CCell and eye drops to continue your party wherever you go.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Cancers are the most nurturing sign and they’re empathetic to a fault. You can frequently find this sign crying over infomercials or a good book. They do not like to be told what to do and are more likely to abide by your wishes if they think the activity is their idea. While they can be passive aggressive, once someone picks on their loved ones, they start swinging. They make excellent friends and will always play therapist for those in need.
Cancer, kick up your feet and relax with a new pipe this 4/20. If you decide to invite over a friend for a smoke sesh, roll one up with the Blazy Susan pink papers or a flavored Juicy Jay paper to share as you unwind.
Smoking buddy: Leo. These are the other gold-hearted signs in the zodiac, who will take good care of you during your inevitable cry session. Leos also seek luxury, and won’t force you to socialize with their fans- we mean, friends- if you don’t want to.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Leos are the royalty of the zodiac, if only in their own head. They tend to have a god complex, but they usually balance it out by taking on a lot of responsibility. Leos like to take care of their loved ones and are fiercely loyal. They make good leaders, solid friends, and formidable debate partners.
Roll up like royalty with a Shine gold cone, which you can light and pack with your very own gold metal clipper. If you’re in the mood for a large rip, pull out your best water pipe and impress your friends, which we all know Leos love to do.
Smoking buddy: Cancer. Cancers are the only signs that will give you the attention you demand and do so with a convincing smile on their face. Maybe they’re actually impressed, maybe they’re just amused, either way, they’ll listen to your long stories and ask questions at the correct times.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Virgos are particularly dry and clinical when it comes to working, advising their friends, and judging themselves. They love to play devil’s advocate and never shy away from an argument. Despite their rough exterior, they’re actually big softies at their core. These are the friends who roast you mercilessly, only to pick you up from the bar at 3am when you’ve had too much to drink.
The best way for you to smoke this 4/20 is by grabbing some thin rolling papers and a pack of tips to ensure you’re set for a marathon smoke sesh. Don’t let your perfectionist streak ruin your day, and get a perfect roll every time with the RAW rolling machine. Easy to use and pack, this will take all your frustration out of rolling your own cigarettes. End the evening with the rig you’ve been dreaming of. Small enough to transport, but don’t let the size fool you, it delivers a big rip every time. Don’t forget to throw in a set of cute clipper lighters your basket to make lighting up a breeze.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Libras are more extra than even Leos, though they go to lengths to subdue this side of themselves until they’re in private. They are chatty and entertaining, and rarely meet a stranger. Libras are often seen as lazy side, but this is often because they are too focused on weighing all of the options first, paired with their chill demeanor. Their best quality is their dedication to being fair to others. Libras see every side to the argument, and easily understand ideas and beliefs, that they do not share.
When you’re prepping for your night out, roll up with a few High Hemp wraps, a vegan, GMO-free alternative to your usual wraps. Pair your new wraps with one of the Quik Wikk hemp wicks and get a cleaner, chemical-free light. Instead of worrying about your herb being scattered across the table, grab a pretty new rolling tray, and keep your herbs where you want them. When you inevitably hit the town, bring a Ccell Silo vape battery with you to keep the party going wherever the night takes you.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Scorpios are the most intriguing sign because there’s something undeniably magnetic about them. They are direct and smart, but can often have larger than life mood swings. Scorpios will keep your secrets, mostly because they are too busy thinking about something else.
Intensity is your calling card Scorpio, so we suggest you stock your smoking kit with all black everything. Roll up some RAW black papers with your choice of legal smoking herb, and because some may call you “particular”, use a trusty rolling machine to ensure a perfect roll. Next up, is the handy Medtainer, which both stores and grinds your preferred herbs. Don’t forget a (probably black) Bic lighter.
Smoking buddy: Pisces. These signs get your intense emotions and won’t push you to explain them. They also love gossip just as much as you do, though neither of you would ever admit it. Link up with your favorite Pisces this 4/20 to spill the tea on all of your “friends”.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Sagittarians are the wildest and most outgoing sign. This sign is all about trying new things, so they’ll usually be up for trying new foods and hobbies. They are always on the hunt for the newest trend, since it’s important to them that they are always in the know. They make excellent friends because they will stop at nothing to brighten your day or get you out of your funk. They often get themselves into trouble after acting impulsively, but can usually charm their way back out of it.
Start the day with your unique and colorful pipe, perfect to put you into the spirit of the 420 holiday. Once you link up with your friends, roll up a Juicy Jay hemp wrap to pass around. Then, light it up with an ITAL organic hemp wick or Zippo lighter, a classic way for the Sagittarius to showcase their cannasseur status.
Smoking buddy: Libra. This sign is always ready to go out and gets bored with the ordinary just as quick as you do. Pick an event or venue that sparks your shared interest and appeals to your wild sides.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Capricorns are usually intelligent and ambitious, making an excellent addition to any workplace. They are at times a little aloof without necessarily meaning to be, and can often come off as apathetic. They often guard their private thoughts and feelings to protect themselves from critique. They tend to have a few close friends whom they treat like family and like to spoil, regardless of what’s in their bank account.
Keep your preferred smoking herbs safe in the Airtight container, to ensure nosey roommates stay out of your stash. Invest in a glass piece that matches your inner self by picking a unique and efficient pipe in your favorite color. If you’re feeling fancy, or looking to impress a special someone, bust out a Shine white gold rolling paper to share with a matching lighter to show off your high class lifestyle.
Smoking Buddy: Taurus. No need to worry about trifling friends dragging you out of the house this 420, Taurus will be more than happy to park on the couch and order an extra large pizza for the two of you while you watch your shared favorite TV show for the 1,000th time.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Aquarius likes to think to the future and considers themselves quite modern and original. They’re unforgiving and defensive when someone disagrees with their closely held beliefs, even if that person is merely pointing out some inconsistencies. They are fun conversationalists, even when they’re in a bad mood. It’s hard for them to empathize, especially with people they dislike. This sign is innovative, creative, and many times refer to themselves as a “serial entrepreneur”.
While the Aquarius is creative and innovative, they value consistency. So grind up your smoking herbs with a high quality grinder to begin preparations for the day ahead. Some flavored Cyclone Hemp Cones and hemp wick is the perfect pair for the day, which will most likely be spent outdoors.
Smoking Buddy: Virgo. This sign will want to discuss your worldview and life philosophies, and provide you with valuable feedback. Even if it’s as silly as the true meaning behind “Dude, where’s my car?”, the Virgo will take your thoughts seriously and respond thoughtfully.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Pisces tend to become enamoured with someone or something new very often because of their compassionate and curious spirit. They are easily swayed and taken advantage of because they deeply want to please others. They are known to lash out and isolate themselves in order to process the emotions behind their somewhat often outbursts. They are excellent friends, and make great listeners who will give clever and creative advice on any topic. They make good teachers, often sacrificing everything to keep someone else afloat.
>Pisces, this 4/20 grab a few flavors of Primal Herbal Cones which produce a cleaner smoke since they are made without a trace of tobacco or nicotine. Once you’ve burned through your papers, bring out a cute and useful glass piece, like this sweet little Elephant Pipe. If you’re looking for a lighter to include in your new smoking kit, try out our Mystery Lighter feature, which will send you a high end lighter, with a little dash of mystery.
Smoking Buddy: Scorpio. These signs experience the same euphoric highs and existential lows as you, and do so regularly. They would love to watch the newest documentary on Netflix and gripe about humanity with you.